i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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