i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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