If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I still have a little drunk in my system
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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