Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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