she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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