She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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