Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
