Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drunk is not a location!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just puked most of my soul out..
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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