hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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