i think my mom watched the whole time
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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