I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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