were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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