these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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