Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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