Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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