gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
No subtext here. People are naked.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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