yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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