i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
