I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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