1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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