Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
