Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
he puts the penis in happiness.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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