White coat. Heels.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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