singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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