Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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