the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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