it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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