if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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