He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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