Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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