you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I love you.
Bad choice
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