somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Im part way to drunk.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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