They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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