Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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