:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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