either way he was missing a nipple.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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