I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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