on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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