help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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