I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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