I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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