I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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