i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
