He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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