I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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