I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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