i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
