Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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