i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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