She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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