Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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