my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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