fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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