she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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